Maui Luau

Thursday in Maui we went out to the Old Lahaina Luau.

The commercial luau seems to be one of those quintessential Hawaiian tourist activities, but it’s basically a big outdoor restaurant with a show to watch while you’re eating dinner. There were some interesting dishes, some pretty tasty, others not so much.

The food I sampled at from the luau buffet

Some awesome banana bread was available along with a pretty tasty ahi (tuna) poke. There was purple poi there too, which was a lot more watery than I was expecting. I was expecting poi to be something more of a mashed potato kind of consistency, but this poi was more like a salad dressing consistency. Didn’t taste like much either and didn’t really add anything to the meal at all.

Just before dinner started, people gathered around the imu to watch the roasted pig being uncovered.

Uncovering the pig roasting in the imu

The roasted pig served at the luau (I don’t think it was the same one that was uncovered) tasted pretty good – tender, flavourful and not too dry. I thought it would have a little more smoky flavour than it did, but it was pretty mild. Since I was still recovering from whatever flu-like thing I had contracted, I didn’t eat a whole lot of food, although I did manage to pack away a few yummy desserts.

The dessert selection

The white squares were some kind of coconut square which I thought were very good, as were the macadamia nut tarts.

The dinner wrapped up with more dancing telling the history of Hawai’i

The luau hula dancers

Old Lahaina Luau is an attractive setting once you get inside, and there’s plenty of things to check out while you’re waiting for the buffet to open up. You can check out people making Hawai’ian totems and other crafts, or learn basic hula steps from one of the staff. Or just wander around with a fruity drink in hand and enjoy the scenery or the expansive ocean view.

It’s a little on the pricey side, but if you’ve got room in the budget and looking for your first luau experience, it’s worth a try.

Food: 3.5 out of 5

Ambiance and entertainment: 4 out of 5

Getting back on track

Ok, so Maui was pretty good. Getting to and from Maui…not so good, at least from the east coast anyway. Three flights and about 11 hours of air time (15-16 hours total including layovers) is pretty tiring, even if all you’re doing is just sitting around on your butt.

The week would have been way better if I wasn’t sick with a cold all week though. Flew out Saturday (the 10th) feeling the beginnings of a cold coming on, and by the end of Monday, the virus had me fully in it’s grip. And then just as I was starting to feel like I was getting over things on Thursday, it morphed into something flu-like and I ended up sleeping most of the last two days. At least I managed to recover enough to make the flight home tolerable.

Despite being sick, I had a pretty decent time in Maui. I just didn’t get to do as many things as I would have liked. The highlight of my trip was catching the sunrise at the rim of Haleakala (about 3000 m/9800 feet up), enjoying the scenery at the summit (3055 m) and then riding back down to sea level. So much fun. It’s a nearly 3km descent over a distance of 50 km or so. Lots of twists and turns and great scenery to enjoy on the way down. Got rained on during part of the second half of the ride down, but it wasn’t too bad. Awesome ride. I’d love to try tackling it up and down on a regular road bike.

Back from vacation

More later. Maui was fun. Many things to organize, receipts to enter and about a half gig of photos and movies to go through.

Only about 1500 emails to skim through though. Must have been a light week on the mailing lists.

More later.

Meme filled

Nabbed these from Uncle Zoloft


You Are The Hermit


You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are. You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions. A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth. You don’t crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:
It’s possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you. All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice. It’s also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life. Either way, there’s some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.

You Are From Pluto


You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe. You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart. You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance. You don’t like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubbornness. Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.