Bailout quote

“It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a really large number.”

From a Forbes article about the $700B bailout bill being worked on.

It’s not hair, it’s a condiment

Found in the sig of a lab-retriever.net forum member

If the recipe doesn’t include a few lab hairs…it ain’t complete.

Casablanca

I don’t mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one – Rick

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine – Rick

All right, I’ll make it easier for you. Go ahead and shoot. You’ll be doing me a favour. – Rick

If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. – Rick

I’ve got a job to do too. And where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. – Rick

Major Strausser’s been shot. Round up the usual suspects – Captain Renaud

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship – Rick

Plenty of room

Spotted on the Crab Shack menu.

There’s plenty of room for all of God’s creatures – right next to the cocktail sauce!

Battlecry

You are but the buzzing of a fly to me, for I am VIGO!!!

A battlecry commonly used by Houseboat Hooligans (paraphrased from Ghostbusters 2) to challenge other houseboat dwellers (most of whom had no idea what it meant).