Category: Quote of the Day

Spotted on the sign for a local vet clinic

Some days you’re the dog.
Some days you’re the hydrant.

When in doubt, mumble.

I think I know a lot of people who do this.

Found in a fortune cookie from lunch today.

“In physics, you don’t have to go around making trouble for yourself – nature does it for you.” – Frank Wilczek

Spotted over at Physics Forums

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

• Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

My job is to make sure what you want me to do is the same as what I’m going to do. – cardiology resident to referring physician.