Category: Quote of the Day

Got a kick out of this quote nabbed from oaklandbay‘s sig over at the Lab Retriever forums.

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

Today is the turning point. If you fail now, all you are is someone who’s had their finger up someone’s butt. But if you pass and graduate, then you’re a doctor who’s done a proctology exam – Anonymous med student following the male GI/GU examination

If you look hard enough, you can always find a free lunch

Saw this one belonging to jjshoe in a comment posted in Slashdot and got a kick out of it.

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