Spewmaster/Spewmistress
This title is awarded to the most recent Hooligan to spew during the course of offering libations and sacrifices to Hoo. A special Hawaiian shirt also goes along with this award to identify the SpewMaster to other Hooligans.
Blackout 100
There are very few members in the Blackout 100. Members of this society have managed to accumulate 100 blackout hours in less than 2 months.
Lizardvenom 25
A title only the most insane would covet. Becoming a member of this society means you’ve consumed 25 ounces of Lizardvenom (which was actually supposed to be a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster, but Lizardmann was too drunk to remember how to make them). Lizardmann is currently (and will likely remain) the only member of this society. Lizardvenom contains vodka, lemon gin and Triple Sec for flavour. A few drops of Grenadine adds a nice shade of red to the drink.
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