Simba’s a leaky dog

So according to the wife, Simba’s been peeing all over the place inside rather than outside where he’s supposed to be doing his business. When I called her on the phone today, she told me about what was going on and it evoked memories of a Crank Yankers skit where some guy was talking on the phone while he was holding a dog that might as well have had a hose attached to it.
Funny, but the wife seemed stressed.
He was pretty active when I got home at lunch, but so far he’s been sleeping all afternoon. Well, at least he’s been peeing in the kitchen where it’s easy to clean up and not on the carpet.